17 Examples of Plastic Surgery Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
While we demand absurd and often unobtainable standards of beauty, this doomed pursuit of aesthetic perfection does have one (small) upside. The feeling of schadenfreude when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Hang Mioku
This is an example of DIY plastic surgery. Hang Mioku became addicted to plastic surgery after her first experience with it at 28. Later she began injecting silicone into her own face, switching to cooking oil after she ran out. Sadly, the whole cooking oil thing turned out to be a bad call.
Jocelyn Wildenstein
The face you see on the right cost $4 million dollars. Jocelyn Wildenstein, a wealthy socialite, wanted her face to be more cat-like. Unfortunately it didn't turn out very well. It's actually a really tragic story. Here is the "cliffs notes" version quoted from a plastic surgery blog:
Jocelyn grew up in a middle class family in Switzerland and eventually met and married billionaire art collector Alec Wildenstein. When Alec's eye began to wander after many years of marriage, Jocelyne grew jealous and believed that drastic measures were called for.
Pushing fifty and insecure about her looks, Jocelyne visited a renowned plastic surgeon. She wanted to revitalize her appearance, and the first surgeries were successful, but she learned Alec still wanted wanted to sleep with other women.
Jocelyne realized that Alec loved his jungle estate, and the cats that inhabited it, more than anything else in life. So armed with this information, she returned to her plastic surgeon with an unusual request: She wanted to be transformed into one of the giant Cats that Alec loved so much. Though surprised at this unorthodox request, the surgeon did his best to comply.
After countless surgeries - no one can say with certainty just how many - Jocelyne the Swiss beauty disappeared, and "The Queen Of The Jungle" took her place. Jocelyne's appearance was indeed striking. The first time Alec saw his new wife, it is said he screamed at the sudden appearance of this creature that confronted him. Naturally, Jocelyne was disappointed, and returned to her plastic surgeon for more work. It is rumored that several prospective patients ran screaming from the office, so concerned were they that they would end up looking like Jocelyne. As the reader may well imagine, this did nothing to improve the poor socalite's anxiety. However, Jocelyne persevered, and hasn't stopped to this day. When questioned as to the precise number and types of surgeries she's had, she merely replies with a smile "no more or less than any other woman".
Jocelyn grew up in a middle class family in Switzerland and eventually met and married billionaire art collector Alec Wildenstein. When Alec's eye began to wander after many years of marriage, Jocelyne grew jealous and believed that drastic measures were called for.
Pushing fifty and insecure about her looks, Jocelyne visited a renowned plastic surgeon. She wanted to revitalize her appearance, and the first surgeries were successful, but she learned Alec still wanted wanted to sleep with other women.
Jocelyne realized that Alec loved his jungle estate, and the cats that inhabited it, more than anything else in life. So armed with this information, she returned to her plastic surgeon with an unusual request: She wanted to be transformed into one of the giant Cats that Alec loved so much. Though surprised at this unorthodox request, the surgeon did his best to comply.
After countless surgeries - no one can say with certainty just how many - Jocelyne the Swiss beauty disappeared, and "The Queen Of The Jungle" took her place. Jocelyne's appearance was indeed striking. The first time Alec saw his new wife, it is said he screamed at the sudden appearance of this creature that confronted him. Naturally, Jocelyne was disappointed, and returned to her plastic surgeon for more work. It is rumored that several prospective patients ran screaming from the office, so concerned were they that they would end up looking like Jocelyne. As the reader may well imagine, this did nothing to improve the poor socalite's anxiety. However, Jocelyne persevered, and hasn't stopped to this day. When questioned as to the precise number and types of surgeries she's had, she merely replies with a smile "no more or less than any other woman".
Michael Jackson
No awful plastic surgery list could be complete without the late king of pop. While some of the precise details of the procedures are still unknown, it's estimated that he had gone through at least 10 procedures by 1990.
Dr. Steven Hoefflin performed one of his rhinoplasties in the 80s and after 1986 he became a regular client of Dr. Arnold Klein. Do you suppose they put "yeah, we totally did Michael Jackson's face" on their business cards?
Dr. Steven Hoefflin performed one of his rhinoplasties in the 80s and after 1986 he became a regular client of Dr. Arnold Klein. Do you suppose they put "yeah, we totally did Michael Jackson's face" on their business cards?
Carrot Top
Is there a man that America loves to hate more than Carrot Top?
Donatella Versace
Yes, we mean the blingin' expensive bags Versace. That one. It was her brother, Gianni Versace that started the clothing brand and Donatella, a fashion designer herself, is currently vice president and owner of 20% of Versace's stock. Despite the fact that her fashion sense help decides what is cool for most of the western world, she decided to go with a whithered Keith Richards look this season...and the foreseeable future.
Michaela Romanini
The Italian socialite Michaela Romanini used to be totally hot. Now she looks like the love child of Steven Tyler and a coffee-stained napkin.
Mickey Rourke
This one is in the unintentional plastic surgery category. Not that he tripped over a box of Botox or something, but he is arguably the only person on this list who actually needed the surgery after having his face worked on by a bunch of sweaty men pumped up with steroids. Between 1991 and 1995, Rourke left acting for professional boxing and looks kind of fucked up because slugged a lot of hands with his face. And he was actually a pretty good boxer, you should see the other guys.
He later told the Daily Mail that he went to the "wrong guy" for his surgery. Yeah, if your doctor's name is "The Dominator," you should probably look somewhere else.
He later told the Daily Mail that he went to the "wrong guy" for his surgery. Yeah, if your doctor's name is "The Dominator," you should probably look somewhere else.
Dennis Avner
Known as the "Cat Man," Avner may have taken his Native American name "Stalking Cat" waaaaay too far. He holds the world record for the most body modifications. Am I the only one who thinks the cheap tail crudely stapled onto his expanding midsection might be the most tragic looking part?
Maria Geronazzo
Previously a good-looking young Hungarian woman, Maria Geronazzo decided to get into porn, and wanted to go under the knife to do it. It turned out really well.
Joan Van Ark
Joan Van Ark is an American actress best known for her role as Valene Ewing from Dallas, which ran for 13 seasons. Her plastic surgery made it look like she has a 5 o'clock shadow.
Pete Burns
The former frontman for the 80s band Dead or Alive (they did that You Spin Me Round song, you've heard it, but in case you haven't, it's below). He revealed in 2006 that he had spent nearly his entire life savings on plastic surgery after they screwed up his lips. Why is he just complaining about his lips?
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers' bloodstream is made of Botox, I think these pictures prove that.
Erik Sprague (the Lizardman)
Erik Sprague (the Lizardman) is a sideshow performer known for his extensive body modification. A Ph.D. candidate at the University of Albany before he decided turning into a reptile was a solid career choice, he is active in the sideshow and body modification communities.
Barry Manilow
Barry Manilow has had a complete upper and lower facelift. Or maybe his default facial expression is just "startled." Who knows.
Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton is good at a lot of things. She's an accomplished actor, singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and philanthropist. By comparison, her face is only good at looking frozen.
Janice Dickinson
Janice Dickinson is sometimes called the "first supermodel" and was everywhere during 70s and 80s. Now she looks kind of like a freaky lip-monster.
Tori Amos
She's sold 12 million albums, and used to be good-looking, but now she somewhat resembles those Troll dolls from the '90s.
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